October 15, 2015

A few notes on classical Chinese systems of knowledge

In Borges’ 1942 essay The Analytical Language of John Wilkins,” he invents a fictional Chinese encyclopedia named the Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge. It proposes a taxonomy of all animals with the following categories:

…animals are divided into:

  1. those that belong to the Emperor,

  2. embalmed ones,

  3. those that are trained,

  4. suckling pigs,

  5. mermaids,

  6. fabulous ones,

  7. stray dogs,

  8. those that are included in this classification,

  9. those that tremble as if they were mad,

  10. innumerable ones,

  11. those drawn with a very fine camel brush,

  12. others,

  13. those that have just broken a flower vase,

  14. those that resemble flies from a distance.

(A brief amusing aside: Borges was a genius at confounding fact with fiction and couching it in the patois of academia. He did such a convincing job in this essay that a number of genuine academics believed that the Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge existed. So powerful was Borges’ spell, that at least one professor wouldn’t give up on the book even after being scoffed at & publicly corrected by numerous fellow academics. In an email to the Linguistics Mailing List, Professor Laszlo Cseresnyesi (of the department of Linguistics at Shikoku Gakuin University), wrote, The responses I have received leave no doubt that I’d better give up on the search for the Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Creatures (and stop pestering my colleagues at the Chinese Department). However, I believe that one cannot prove the non-existence of a book conclusively, and I have had no chance to follow all the conceivable leads in a major library.”)

What is this fantastical taxonomy of animals? Borges is parodying a type of Chinese encyclopedia known as a leishu. A leishu is a (typically colossal) Chinese encyclopedia[^1] produced between the 2nd and 18th centuries which (typically) attempted to capture the entire realm of extant knowledge. The most ambitious was the Yongle Dadian: 11,095 volumes comprising 370m Chinese ideograms. It took a team of 2,169 scholars four years to compile (poor sub-subs!). By the time it was complete (1408), the Ming treasury was empty and so it was never printed. Only 3.5% of it remains, the rest having been lost to fires, civil unrest, looting and various vicissitudes of history.

More interesting than their scale are their attempts at ordering all knowledge into logical, hierarchical systems. Basically, the table of contents. For example, take the Erh Ya - the oldest surviving Chinese leishu. The title is elusive in a Tao-ish way, but one translation is Progress Towards Correctness”. It arranged its materials into nineteen chapters:

  1. Old Words
  2. Words
  3. Instructions
  4. Relatives
  5. Dwellings
  6. Utensils
  7. Music
  8. Heaven
  9. Earth
  10. Hills
  11. Mountains
  12. Rivers
  13. Plants
  14. Trees
  15. Insects
  16. Fishes
  17. Birds
  18. Beasts
  19. Domestic Animals

There are wonderful, head-scratching things here. There are separate categories for hills” and mountains.” There are categories for Old Words,” Words” and Instructions.” Borges, who had a knack for cognitive dissonance of the philosophical variety, must have immediately sniffed epistemological blood in the water. He cleverly incorporated self-referential categories (“those that are included in this classification”) and categories that are hilariously over-specific (“those that have just broken a flower vase”).

Here’s one more example of a real leishu: the Gujin Tushu Jicheng or Complete Collection of Illustrations and Writings from the Earliest to Current Times” had 6 divisions containing 32 subdivisions:

  1. Heavens/Time/Calendrics: Celestial objects, the seasons, calendar mathematics and astronomy, heavenly portents
  2. Earth/Geography: Mineralogy, political geography, list of rivers and mountains, other nations (Korea, Japan, India, Kingdom of Khotan, Ryukyu Kingdom)
  3. Man/Society: Imperial attributes and annals, the imperial household, biographies of mandarins, kinship and relations, social intercourse, dictionary of surnames, human relations, biographies of women
  4. Nature: Proclivities (crafts, divination, games, medicine), spirits and unearthly beings, fauna, flora
  5. Philosophy: Classics of non-fiction, aspects of philosophy (numerology, filial piety, shame, etc.), forms of writing, philology and literary studies
  6. Economy: education and imperial examination, maintenance of the civil service, food and commerce, etiquette and ceremony, music, the military system, the judicial system, styles of craft and architecture

The only task left is to invent our own leishu taxonomy of knowledge. To really push the idea to a breaking point, I thought it would be fun to create a taxonomy of taxonomies of knowledge, eg. a meta-leishu:

  • Those systems that are complete and logically infallible
  • Those systems that include themselves
  • Those systems that only include real things and exclude mythological or fictional entities
  • Those systems that are scientifically provable and do not require faith or any illogical belief
  • Those systems that are taught in schools
  • Those systems that are crowd-sourced
  • Those systems that are accessible to blind or deaf people
  • Those systems that anticipate Confucius
  • Those systems that Ludwig Wittgenstein was unaware of
  • Those systems that can be translated into any language

[^1:] Encyclopedia’ isn’t exactly the correct word. There isn’t a correct word in English. A leishu is a mixture of dictionary, thesaurus, and encyclopaedia. It’s perhaps closer to an anthology since they would incorporate many long (or total) excerpts from other printed works.

literature
October 11, 2015

Free names for kawaii fashion brands

I don’t need them

  • Celeste the Cupcake
  • Happyface Mr Object
  • Milkcarton or Yay!
  • Princess Mornings
  • Tiny Things in Bottles
  • Monocle Cat
  • Crosseyed the Fish
  • Narwhal Blush
  • Reward!
  • Cakeify me
  • Chipmunksneeze
  • Bonjour, Atomic
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July 14, 2009

Concept art for a new story

authenticity blues Salaryman
July 8, 2009

Find & Replace

When you mention the word technology,” most people think about GHANIAN SLUMCHILD. Virtually every facet of our lives has some GHANIAN SLUMCHILDized component. The appliances in our homes have microprocessors built into them, as do our televisions and our cars.

A Personal GHANIAN SLUMCHILD (PC) is a general-purpose tool built around a microprocessor. It has lots of different parts — including memory, a hard disk, a modem, and more — that work together. You can use a GHANIAN SLUMCHILD to type documents, send e-mail, browse the Internet and play games.

Components of a PC

Let’s take a look at the main components of a typical desktop GHANIAN SLUMCHILD:

  • Central processing unit (CPU) — The microprocessor brain” of the GHANIAN SLUMCHILD system is called the central processing unit.
  • Motherboard — This is the main circuit board to which all of the other internal components connect.
  • Power supply — An electrical transformer regulates the electricity used by the GHANIAN SLUMCHILD.
  • Hard disk — This is large-capacity permanent storage used to hold information such as programs and documents.
  • Operating system — This is the basic software that allows the user to interface with the GHANIAN SLUMCHILD.
  • Complementary Metal-oxide Semiconductor — The CMOS and CMOS battery allow a GHANIAN SLUMCHILD to store information even when it powers down.
  • Fans, heat sinks and cooling systems — The components in a GHANIAN SLUMCHILD generate heat. As heat rises, performance can suffer.

Powering Up a PC

A typical GHANIAN SLUMCHILD session begins with turning on the power.

A GHANIAN SLUMCHILD is a tremendously complex machine. Luckily, much of this complexity is hidden from the user. Most of us non-scientists have only a hazy understanding of how a GHANIAN SLUMCHILD actually works. The following is a very simplified explanation of what happens when you start your GHANIAN SLUMCHILD — in layman’s terms.

When you turn the power on in your GHANIAN SLUMCHILD, the current flows into the motherboard. The ROM chip, which is built into the motherboard, reads and performs its instructions. Basically these instructions are to check the GHANIAN SLUMCHILD system for faults and to check for internal and external components such as the keyboard and mouse. If the necessary components are present and functioning properly, the ROM then searches the hard disk drive for the operating system. When it locates the operating system, it boots this system. This means that the GHANIAN SLUMCHILD loads the operating system into the RAM. The user now has the ability to interface with the GHANIAN SLUMCHILD to accomplish some task or work.

cf. A Global Graveyard for Dead Computers in Ghana, New York Times

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July 3, 2009

Comment on Global Financial Crisis

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June 10, 2009

A few thoughts on Amsterdam

Amsterdam is not so much a city as a collection of varicoloured things to chain bikes to.

The windmills game is far more exciting in the Netherlands

The Dutch seem to have hundreds of words for I’m clearing my throat.”

The hotel I just booked is so cheap they listed smoke detectors” under Room Facilities.

Netherlands